Proper Blog, Following a ‘Proper Good’ Year…!
Now I can sense that you already find the title of this blog somewhat odd. For a start, it makes it sound like its the end of the year, and of course its only September. Even more shocking is my blatant use of bad grammar, which is not typical for me. But on both counts I have good reason. Firstly the year I refer to is our financial year that runs to June 30th, and secondly, this particular entry is a general chit chat, which is of course what blog should be – not just a continuous flurry of news items which its in danger of becoming – and I reckon thats informal enough to justify a bit of bad grammer.
Anyway, having returned from my annual August sabatical in Spain, my excitement at the results from our last financial year, and the forthcoming events that should ensure the trend continues into 2010/2011, have dictated that I felt it was time for a proper blog; a real rambling of the sort that always gets me a few comments from industry colleagues and competitors. So if you’re only on here looking for a bit of general info on tyre equipment from the UK’s favourite supplier, I’d move onto the next blog. If you’ve got time on your hands, then read on…
I’ll kick off with a bit of news about our financial year because I reckon its good news not only for me but for the industry in general and for our increasing customer portfolio, who can feel safe in the knowledge that our company is as solid and reliable as our products (that was a good line wasn’t it? Expect to see one of my competitors use that in one of their press releases very soon – but more of that later).
Despite a bit of doom and gloom during the latter part of last year, I’m pleased to say that we increased our business by 22% over the previous year. Now to demonstrate just how good a performance that was let me tell you we had an eventful year and not necessarily for the right reasons. Those of you reading this in a capacity of employer or manager will give a knowing nod as I mention staffing issues, and trust me I had staffing issues of biblical proportions. For a few very dark weeks I almost lost faith in the human race, but then a team of people who I have come to value higher than any team before them, restored my faith. Anyway I’m starting to sound dramatic now so I’ll fast forward a bit and say that ultimately those few weeks transformed Hofmann Megaplan UK for the better, and undoubtedly contributed to the meteoric rise in both business and team spirit that led to our best ever year. So I’d like to give a big thank you to the people that helped make it happen…
And so to the future, where we have a Brityrex Exhibition in Manchester to look forward to in October, and a move to fantastic new premises soon after (the new premises are pictured above). I should also mention the new warehouse unit, which is now just about finished, but quite honestly its a bit boring isn’t it? Still, it means we can hold even more stock, which will please Kenny & Ricky…:)
Getting back to Brityrex; we always have a good show, and I see no reason for this year to be any different. For a start its long overdue (the last one being in May 2007), and secondly it’ll represent our largest ever presence at a UK exhibition. I’d be lying if I said I won’t miss the ‘eat ’till your sick for a tenner’ Chinese buffet restaurant in Harrogate, the former longstanding venue for Brityrex, but it has to be said Manchester has its merits – I’ll let you know when I find out what they are. I’m joking of course, the last show was in Manchester and GMex was a great venue and we had some great nights out while we were up there. The wobbly floored bathroom in our hotel whereby you had to carefully consider your timing for fear of the toilet actually moving was down to me being a miser on the hotel booking front and not a fault of the City, or a stain on the wealth of accomodation it has to offer. This time I have left the accomodation to my trusty Technical supremo Mick and it would appear he has chosen well…
Moving on, I think everybody within Hofmann Megaplan is looking forward to the show and, whilst maybe not looking forward to actually moving or the process of doing so, looking forward to settling into our welcoming new premises.
Finally, I should give a mention to those who avidly read my press releases and product catalogues. One of the first things I did upon my return from holiday was pick up the trade mags to catch up, and read the news pieces from various companies (by that I do of course mean competitors). Crikey, it could easily have been the case that I had written all of those entries (the well written, grammatically correct parts anyway). No sod it I’ll go as far as to say I did bloody write them and some of my fellow garage equipment resellers just regurgitated them for their own use having left a sufficient period of time for them to think it wouldn’t get noticed. What is it they say, immitation is the best form of flattery? A back handed compliment? No actually, it isn’t. I just say its people nicking my lines because they can’t think of their own. Or maybe its all done sub-conciously, and these people have enjoyed reading our literature so much that when it comes to writing their own it all comes to mind automatically. Either way, I suppose its the same in any industry, and I guess if you are reading this as a professional, successful tyre shop then you have no doubt got a competitor up the road who copies your advertising and promotions. I guess that’s life.
In real terms I suppose it means we will continue to work hard and progress, while our competitors are still searching for inspiration and ploughing through my 6 month old press releases.
All this is of course a bit tongue in cheek, and shouldn’t be taken too seriously. I hope it just demonstrates that not only are we exceptionally good purveyors of fine garage equipment, but we are also very nice, down to earth people. So having a laugh with Hofmann Megaplan should make your vist to Manchester just that little bit more interesting..
Hasta Brityrex…James.












